Saturday, October 31, 2009

moot n projects up on d radar

kk..gr88 to b over wid xamz(howeva pathetic they may hav been)..anoder bet wid harshity on marks..30 dis tym(n i knw i'l win cuz derz no way im scoring 30 dis tym unless ma professors forget their subjects)..ne wez moot n projects nxt on d hit list..
n yeah..vidhi feels i bulshit in ma last post..i feel i do dat in all ma posts(juss tryin to be a lil modest)..loll!!
catch u afta d tea break!!
i wud hav been dead had i not come back to edit dis post n yuvraj back to d pavilion..they still need 29 outa 36 balls..n i still think they'll win..n im tokin bout india-australia 3rd ODI being telecast live frm some 50 kms..n luk how lucky i am..sitting in d suckin common room of d suckin galz hostel of d sucking NLUD..blogging!! 1 thing wid a few more dat cn beat blogging as one of ma favzzz is cricket..definitely!!

28 off 32..dhoni n raina on d crease!! n escaped a runout..n i knw im bugging u..cuz nw when ur readin it..indiaz olready won..hasnt it??
hauuuu!!!! how cud i frget..

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..........................................................................outa patience??? i knw!! 4...wopey...(d

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okay im outa patience now..sry fr dis crap bt cudnt help it..i've made a blunder!!! a blunder fr whc IPC(Indian Penal Code dat is fr some non-NLUDzz n some NLUDzz as well) doesnt giv any punishment n a sixxxxxx(ind-aus ODI)!! a blunder fr whc no amount of repentance will help..a blunder frm whc derz no redemption...

...unless he himself comes n forgives me...

BELATED HAPPY BDAY...Irfan!!

27th..i knw!! but lord hastings n lord macaulay made me frget irfan pathan o d 27th..i frgot to wish him on ma blog!!! GROSSS NEGLIGENCE!!! worse than dat!! u dunno who im tokin bout??? dnt u temme!!
THE IRFAN PATHAN!! no nothinz wrong wid ma articlez..hez monumental aftr all(wid only a lil exaggeration)!! n anoder 4..4 more reqd frm 2 overs..yippppiiiieeeee...n a misfield n anoder WIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN by 6 whole wicketzzzzzzzz!! not dat v wudnt hav won but fr dat misfield!! pontingz shattered!! showz on his face n i love it!!

no imnt goin b4 d presentation ceremony!! yuvraj d man of d match!! no b4 dat..ravi shastri talkin shit as usual..n 4 bald(full or partial) standin der expressionless..
ricky ponting comez up..n goes..
dhoni comes up..n goes(bt do count d no of times he shrugs..1..2..3...4.........n) in his n/5 min long speech..
n yuvraj singh..i lyk him(though only on d dayz he scores)
ok i'd better leave now b4 u guyz come wid chappals n 'sade hue tamatars' to hit me........
running fr her lyf..aashika signs off....

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Some things unsaid..

hii..im gr88..nothin much to tok bout..im writin fr d heck of it!!

yes i did freak out yesterday..bt i had ma reasons fr it whc im in no mood to xplain!! though i'd like to admit dat every1 has his/her(no sexist language) own perspective..interpret nething neway u want to..i dnt giv a damn!! some of u got wat i meant..thnk u fr understanding me..d oders who dint..it'l take u tym!! ne wez..no more "useless" stuff on d blog!!! btw im really grateful fr ur comments sukanya..dey came as a surprise n cheered me up!! n vidhi..wat do i say bout u..ur THE VIDHI n dat says it all..harshit is dying to be mentioned on d blog..here u go harshit..u hav d privelege!! loll..

btw it waz a real bad day ytd..a "ghatiya" pen(belonging to nandini..d word 'ghatiya' says it..doesnt it?) leakd in ma pocket..n spoiled ma jeans..gr88 na!! ma fav jeans..i lovd it:(

n guess wat..im facebooking rite now..wher? in NLUD!! how??? Illegally!!! feels gr88!! why?? not as much cuz im facebukin bt cuz im doin it illegally..obnoxious u wanna call me..do dat..loll..

k i g2g now..i hav austin waitin fr me followed by d likes of plato, aristotle n Lord Macaulay..luk i keep dem waiting..aftr all u guyz make much more sense than they do..ANY DAMN DAY!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Stay Away!!!(:x)

ok..hi every1..d title baffles u..doesnt it?? dnt be!! im pissed..no not pissd..im disgusted today!! n im here blogging coz i hav to put dis point across..
k so i shd come to d point..i HATE ne sorta "intellectual" interpretations of ma blog..ma blog has a sanctity..yes a sanctity to it..u cant see it, well be it..bt to me it very much does..i write what i mean n i mean wat i write..betta not try to put in ur own arbitrary connotations..
yeah i knw..it waz me..i waz mistaken..i've been toking to every tom, dick n harry bout dis blogging thingy..lemme giv it to u in white n black..dis blog is meant fr me! i write for maself cuz i like it!! u wanna visit..plz do(I AM NOT ASKIN U TO)!! also i waz mistaken to take things(n ppl also of course) on their face value..grossly mistaken!! no not dat i bother bout wat some high thinking ppl make out of wat i write..aftr all every1 cant be xpected to possess d so called common sense!! lemme make it clear..i dnt giv a shit..
bt i'd advise..stay away frm ma blog..i dnt hav ne place for "intellectuals" on ma mediocre blog!! im NOT willing to make a mockery of ma blog n datz it..u call it obsession..i dnt care!!
i wud invite comments each tym i wrote bt not nemore..i've realised i do dis fr me n not fr ne1zz entertainment..n if ur readin it..u'l knw wat im talking..if u dont..dnt be confused..simply ignore!!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

workd up widout work!!

Ppppeeeoooppppllllllllllllleeeeeeee!!! Xamz here..not even 3 dayz to go..n im here blogging!! Isn't dat gr88..now which pointz to 2 xtreme possibilities..k frget it..lemme not keep cribbing bout xamz all d time..ma blogz meant fr betta things!! Isn't it?? As it is..apparently ma blogz getting sumwhat popular.. wid d due risk of sounding pompous, im telling u guyz ppl hav really been askin me when I waz goin to publish a new post!! Good na? woteva..im delighted!!

So im here aftr quite a tym..bt no havnt had a game of kabaddi aftr dat..uc..v may be as good in kabaddi as nethin bt v r nowhere near switching our occupation!! D Mondays dat follow Sundays every week remind me of dat..n den dons a realisation dat im also("also") supposed to study!! So went back to law aftr dat eventful weekend..hav been quite worked up n d best part is I cant really think of nething dat I've worked on ironically!! other than FIRECRACKERS!!! I love dem..though im quite concerned bout things like environment, pollution etc..bt I sorta forget it on diwali! Evrythin ranging frm snakes to anars(dnt temme u dnt knw anaar..no not pomegranate) to fook bombs to rockets..n yea u read it rite I still burn snakes..lol!!

home ne wez is so much fun!! I eat like I havnt eaten fr ages!! Btw if I havnt told u ppl as yet..im a biiiiggg foodie..i love to eat n sleep!! I gorged a whole brick of choco chip ice cream within a day..bve me it tastes much betta than how it sounds!! I knw imnt makin much sense..bt im nostalgic bout home!! N I am supposed to study or else I shud completely abandon it n go to exile..doesnt d latter sound more tempting?? I've been on fone fr a lifetime..wid whom? Who else..ma DAD!! he munched all ma forerro rocherz..i'd hidden dem in ma room..Well if I havnt told u agn..more than a dad, hez ma broder(n not elder..younger broder)..ma boyfriend(till d tym I dnt hav anoder 1..lol) no I guess he wudnt mind me double timing him..ok so fishing fr "sumone"..dis is aashika signing off(wud hav lovd to bulshit more bt cant afford to..i hav to get outta dis place within 5 yrs..not a day more)

bbye..luk I neva frget COMMENTS..so shudnt u!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

kabaddi kabaddi kabaddi...

loll..weird title isnt it?? bt wat happened on saturday waz as weird(if not more) as dis title..v played kabaddi in d lawns of NLU Delhi..lolll..imagine 10 human beings(no not all here are human bt v'd chosen only humans to play) crushing each oder..grabbing legs, nose, clothes(whc had turned into rags in no tym) n nething one cud catch hold of..4get everything else..guys were stripped in broad daylight loll!!! huhh..it was one of ma best days here in d univ..rahul..who (very respectfully) is called 'seth ka pate' took undue advantage of his size..he scared d galz away..n wud simply sit dwn n crush ne1 he caught hold of..meghna, 'd kabaddi champ' wud pull namitz leg down n somehow stop him frm reaching d boundary..dis namit guy is all bones..huhh..he struck me twice n i hav a dislocated face n a unique 'eye ache'...isnt dat really cool?? riju..poor gal wud get lost among so many ppl..

hey hw cud i forget..sid..siddharth dat is(6 feet tall or may be more)..dis guyz got strength man..once he caught hold of me wid ma arms n juss wudnt let go..i hav aching arms even aftr 20 hrs..it feels gr888 to be injured at times(especially if itz dis how)!!! i knw u guyz r jealous..lol!! anirudh..anoder champ..he waz d dark horse..he wud literally march into d oder boundary..yes MARCH in a game of kabaddi..lolllll.. ryan, nandini n sherley wer 1 better dan d oder n me of crs..nw dis is called a perfect saturday!! v wer torn(yes, literally cuz rahulz shirtz buttons had come off n meghna had torn her kurta) aftr some 9-10 games..bt still decided to meet again on sunday..yeah today!! same place same time bt surely many more participants..yeah u cn also come over..NLU, Sec 14, Dwarka, Delhi..


uc..dis is how lyf changes when u hav frenz around u..itz suddenly become gr88888..NLUD isnt bad nemore..d tort lectures rnt monotonous nemore..d stuffy rooms dont suffocate nemore wid ppl(ur own ppl) all around..d library is also gr88 though d no n size of books scare u at times..tutes r fun..mess food isnt yuck nemore..u wait fr d sun to set n rush to chinese class n u wait fr d sun to rise to chit chat again..lyfz goin gr888..provided i dnt flunk in d xams frm 26th..o i frgot..v finally hav wi-fi in d hostel..n guess wat..itz onyl ma room wher u get an 'excellent' signal..so catch me on skype cuz no oder social networking site is open to us..

okay see u then..wid more newz tomorrow or maybe tonite..cuz derz alot happening these days..n itz d WEEKEND aftr all..bbye..dnt frget to comment..listen to devanshu.."itz fun to visit ma blog"..thnx devanshu..ur being really kind..

Saturday, October 10, 2009

hey ppl..back on ma blog..i sooo love it n love all u guyz who bother to visit it..
guess what..i dint flunk..im not lying vidhi..i somehow passed all 5..huh..im on d top of d world!!! so..whtsup wid u guyz..lemme knw thru ur comments..

bt of crs ur here to knw wassup wid me..i'l begin..
it seems dat ma coll lifez begun finally..these days r so much fun..itz been some 2 months n 6 days..bt yes finally..i hav sumthin to cherish later on..i simply m luvin' it!! i hav those, meant to be, 'study sessions' agn..d only diff is it isnt vidhi nemore..bt vidhi, i knw u'l be delighted to knw i hav(i truly do) ppl knwn as 'frenz' finally..gr888 ppl..v sit dwn to study at 10 in d nite n end up dozing off at 2-3 wid not even a word into our heads..

i goddamn lost all of it..dis is all datz left..i'd written a whole post n dis NLUD 'excellent' network broke down..dammit..i'l continue frm here tonite..do drop in wid comments!!!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

hey...long tym!!!

hiii ppl..
itz good to be blogginng agn..actly i had to go back to dat suckin place!! what? u want further xplanation? u havnt been following ma blog fr sure..NLUD..wat else??? so..juss came back last nite!! but but wat an experience!! now i knw wat population xplosion is..itz much worse than wat it is thought to be..bve u me!! huh..i boarded a metro whc smelled like shit..i dint get to breathe fr d whole(some 40-45 min..which seemed lyk 4ever) journey..4get a goddamn seat!! got down at rajiv chowk stn..GOD..wat a place..i havnt seen more no of human beings arnd me evr b4..
bt d intermittent good part waz dat v went to McDz at CP..pickd our McVeggies, McAloo Tikkis etc etc..n den came d worst..d metro frm rajiv chowk to ISBT..huhhhh..no no no..dnt remind me..it was hard to get in, harder to stand..to cut it all short..now i knw i've moved to Delhi!!!
bt feels gr88 to be back home as usual..dint study a word.. nw dat i knw im flunking anyway..

ok..i wanna tok bout somethin today..bt wat?? ummm..delhi(sucks)..McDs(no no wait..i cn be more innovative im sure)..staying up till late at night(i'l ask mum to blog tomorrow)..k i'l think of somethin n come 2mrw..c u soon..bbye..